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Joke of the Day
"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"
Next Joke
"I'm a really big supporter of gay marriage... Mostly because I believe one day there will be a law that will allow you to shoot gay guys. And when that day comes, it will be much easier to find them."
"Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? You're hired."
"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"
"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"After years of research, scientists have discovered what the woman wants! Meanwhile she changed her mind."
"Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"