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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish armchair? Patty O'Furniture"

"Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people."

"If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my ""bath Matt."" And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff."

"Just went to the dentist. He's a pretty average, normal guy so I assume he'd be one of the four out of five."

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."