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Joke of the Day

"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."

"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."

"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"

"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""

"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."

"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"Pro debating tip: Shave one eyebrow and draw a new one really high."