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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"

"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."

"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."

"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"

"trying to be funny is hard I wake up in the morning with a good one and no one is around to hear it."

"What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide"