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Joke of the Day
"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"
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"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."
"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."
"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"
"Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"
"Turns out, humans aren't the only ones who have trouble with homonyms. My dog keeps saying ""rough"" instead of ""ruff""."
"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."
"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."