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Joke of the Day
"What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide"
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"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"
"How do magicians retire? They seem to just disappear."
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
"A hard thing about a business is minding your own."
"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"
"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "
"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."
"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."