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Joke of the Day
"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."
Next Joke
"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"How is cribbage like anal sex? In both, scoring involves pegging."
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"
"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out."