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Joke of the Day

"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"

"How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares' comment"

"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."

"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."