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Joke of the Day
"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."
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"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."
"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."
"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."
"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"
"New years eve. An evening of fun, alcohol, laughter,, family, and friends Or at least that's what it could have been if you weren't sat here browsing reddit"
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face"
"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"
"When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else."