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Joke of the Day
"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."
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"Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that"
"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."
"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"
"I really wanted to watch Jurassic World this weekend but... Life...uh...got in the way."
"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."