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Joke of the Day
"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"
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"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."
"What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"
"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"
"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."
"What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached!"
"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""
"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"