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Joke of the Day

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"

"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"

"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."

"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"

"Two nudists philosophers were sitting around when one of them asked the other, ""Have you read Marx?"" The other one replied ""Yes, I think it's the wicker furniture""."

"My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home."

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."

"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"