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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."

"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"

"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""

"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. They would just beat the room because it was black."

"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"

"My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky."

"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"