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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"
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"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"The difference between ""she's jogging & healthy"" vs ""she's in danger & I should help"" is headphones."
"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."
"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."
"How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and not one."
"What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? His wife and kids"
"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"