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Joke of the Day

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns"

"Girlfriend and I broke up Now I have no friends. Sadly. A true dark joke."

"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"

"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."

"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"

"No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven't you ever heard of tooth freckles? Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk."

"I'll have a Venti Vodka please."