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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."

"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."

"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"I threw a boomerang yesterday and it didn't come back. How long do you reckon before it's safe to turn around?"

"Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then."

"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."

"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"

"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"

"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."