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Joke of the Day
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
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"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""
"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."
"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."
"Two friends are drinking in a bar...[FIXED] ....I I I cent seem to 'member rest of the joke."
"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."
"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."
"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"REALLY GOOD JOKE!!!! DON'T CLICK! NSFW Lemkie"