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Joke of the Day
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
Next Joke
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"
"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"
"How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask ""ASL?"""
"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."
"Truth in advertising #1: Burger King- Your actually having it our way, and our way consists of making you fat."
"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball? She choked."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with but I've been tripping all day."