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Joke of the Day
"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
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"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."
"*texts son ""dont say me"" as wife heads to his bedroom* wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?"
"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""
"How many terribly overused Vine memes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ***19, you dumbass. Its 19. not twenty-fucking-one.***"
"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."
"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"
"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"