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Joke of the Day

"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."

"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."

"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"Stranger danger is a very real thing. They nearly always react badly to proposals."

"Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea."

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."