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Joke of the Day

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."

"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."

"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"

"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"

"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""

"How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman? to get to the other side...."

"I bought a chilli dog and a thumb drive at a gas station... Ya know, for shits and gigs."

"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"Today I was asked, ""What is something you prefer from a sexual partner, but could go without?"" ""Consent"""