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"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"
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"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
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"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"
"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."
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"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"
"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"