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Joke of the Day
"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"
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"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."
"A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said ""better put down that phone."""
"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."
"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."
"Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? The penises fall off the dumb ones."
"My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator. She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote"
"Kate Upton's chest beefers ain't just a carnal thing. It's about beauty. Same as starin' at the American flag, wavin' at dusk."