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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"
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"A blind man.. Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a fish market With out skipping a beat he says ""good morning ladies!"" *proceeds to play colt 45*"
"My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards."
"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"
"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""
"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."