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Joke of the Day
"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."
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"What part of the body never wins? Dafeat"
"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."
"(re-post) Why does beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" Because women have no rights."
"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."
"My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work. She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen."