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Joke of the Day

"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"To predict how someone is going to treat you, look at how they treat the waiters."

"Why did the geologist quit his job? His boss always took him for granite."

"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."

"Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know."

"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"