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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying the Internet at this hotel is slow but if you're reading this tweet, it's likely 2016."

"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"

"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"

"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"

"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"

"Little known fact: Arizona's state flower is pavement."

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."

"I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him. He must be Haydn."

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."