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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."

"*co-worker approaching elevator* *I try to hit ""close door"" button* *I miss, hit ""open door""* Co-worker: thanks for holding it Me: Of course"

"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"

"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"

"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""