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Joke of the Day
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
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"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"
"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"
"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."
""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"*dad bursts into my room and puts me in a headlock* ""Why didn't you 'Like' the Grumpy Cat meme I posted on Facebook, you son of a bitch?"""
"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."