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Joke of the Day

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"I know they're awful, but... Care to share your favorite ""dead baby"" joke?"

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"

"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""

"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."

"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"