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Joke of the Day
"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
Next Joke
"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."
"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."
"It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most."
"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."