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Joke of the Day

"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"

"A Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket ...and says ""some asshole's got my pen"""

"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"

"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"

"I set them up, you..."

"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."

"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"