219469
Joke of the Day
"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"
Next Joke
"If you were 8 yrs old when ""red red wine"" was released UB40 now"
"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"
"How does someone stop ISIS? Change their name to past tense, WASWAS."
"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"So funny I forgot to laugh. Me: *tells bad joke* Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like? Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"