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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"

"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"How many tries does it take to get to the front page? A LOT."

"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."

"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."

"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"

"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."

"I told I girl I'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well."

"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""