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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."
"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize."
"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""
"locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other day. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger"
"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"
"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"
"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."