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Joke of the Day

"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"

"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"

"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."

"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."

"What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na :D"

"Not to brag, but I just bought Eggland's best eggs from the grocery store. Their BEST eggs. I got them."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""

"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."

"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"