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Joke of the Day

"Kill him, he's different! -History"

"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""

"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"

"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."

"Q: Have you read the book about very cold temperatures? A: Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket."

"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."

"A flock of dads is called a grill."

"Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent."

"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."

"Geometry Joke. So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher was giving us a ton of homework. So I said to her ""stop being an angle side side."" Edit: thanks hypervelocityvomit."