201584

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."

"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". So I beat her until she bleed to much then put her back in the closet until dinner."

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"

"What does baby computer call his father? Data."

"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."

"Elevator A man walks into an elevator occupied by a woman. He asks, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She says, ""Certainly not!"" He says, ""Hmmm, must be your pussy then."""

"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."

"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"