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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."

"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."

"This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, ""Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend"" on it. I'm so torn right now"

"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"

"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."