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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
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"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."
"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."
"How does Chris Martin play monopoly? With a paira, paira, pairadice"
"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."
"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."
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"give a man a shoe and he'll be confused as to what he needs one shoe for. teach a man to shoo and you won't have to deal with his confusion."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."