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Joke of the Day

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."

"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."

"Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture."

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."

"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "

"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."