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Joke of the Day

"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"

"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."