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Joke of the Day

"I really gotta start saying ""congratulations"" I instead of ""are you keeping it?"""

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."

"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."

"I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words."

"how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon"

"The last time I wet the bed... ...I was pretty pissed."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"It's good times for German geologists As they have discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit."