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Joke of the Day
"The last time I wet the bed... ...I was pretty pissed."
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"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""
"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"How does a feminist kill a spider? Not, she is not man enough to do it."
"I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory."
"How to scare burglars off.... First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it."
"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"
"What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
"I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets"