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Joke of the Day

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"

"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"

"Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod"

"Asians are bad drivers cuz they're used to riding pandas while eating rice is that racist enough for you dad I'm sorry I wasn't in the war"

"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"

"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"

"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."