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Joke of the Day
"It's good times for German geologists As they have discovered a large deposit of gemulichkeit."
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"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
"A man walks into a bar Ouch."
"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."
"What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go E we go!"
"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""
"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"