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Joke of the Day

"Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down"

"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."

"All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast."

"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."