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Joke of the Day

"Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"" to which he responded, ""Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"""

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."

"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."

"Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron"

"Child porn You sick fuck!"

"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""

"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"