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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Midgets are not a big part of society. Huehuehuehuehuehuehue...."

"What kind of karate do Rabbis know? Jew Jitsu."

"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."

"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."

"What is the best way to watch the ""Saw"" films? In bits and pieces."

"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"

"Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot."

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."