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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth."
"Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you."
"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""
"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""