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Joke of the Day

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."

"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."

"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."

"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"

"me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog"

"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""

"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"