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Joke of the Day
"Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her resume said ""missionary position"""
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"When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant."
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"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
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"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."
"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"