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Joke of the Day
"Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her resume said ""missionary position"""
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"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"
"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."
"What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus"
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its arsehole."
"Sausages... They're the wurst."
"How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions."
"Why was the Mexican called a paragraph? Because he was to short to be called an essay"
"How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes? With itty-bitty knotsies"