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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Mexican called a paragraph? Because he was to short to be called an essay"
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"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"
"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
"I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."
"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."
"The bathroom is the best room in the world... People expect shit-all of you there"
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."